[Holding up his hands in surrender, please don't remove him from the Realm]
My intentions were well-meaning. It is the execution that was... Mmm.
[Mmmmsldakfjslf]
Well. I believe some time on Monday or Tuesday of that week, a message was sent to my device with no indication of who had sent it. I was encouraged to quickly pick between three items: roses, a dictionary, and someone's used shoes...? As well as put down the names of those who would receive them.
[Something like that, though he is already hanging his head]
Those were my own assumptions at work, however. I thought you and Hansa would receive flowers -- perhaps magical items. At worst, they would be normal roses and you two would either discard them, or perhaps hand them over to me so I could use them for medicinal purposes.
But instead the message disappeared after I made my choices and bid me keep it secret... and, well. You felt the rest.
...Archer. You truly believed this Realm would ever do things in such a simple manner?
[chiron. he is fond of you, but while he cannot possibly say this ic, the look emet-selch gives him has an extreme 'well bless your heart' vibe.]
Really, you could have said something of it much earlier-- particularly after the way you reacted on seeing the results. 'Tis not something that caused all of us any harm, save for mayhap a blow to our dignity.
[he was seen cuddling in public. it was terrible.]
[Really, he should be glad that this was his biggest blunder all game, but he still looks somewhat put out and rubs at his neck]
I did not want to risk the curse backfiring on either of you, which is why I kept my silence for so long... that, and you both found it so natural in the moment, it seemed unwise to contradict your behavior.
[Chiron watching them cuddle in public simultaneously going "that's so sweet" and "I will die tonight if I say anything". EHEM--]
Well, no matter. It is done with, and I have hardly touched my device since then. [It's fiiiiiiine]
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No he
remembers
and his face morphs into a shocked grimace before he decides he's going to stare directly at the sky]
Ah.
[...]
Yes, I... suppose an apology is in order.
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[deet it, horse boyfriend.]
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My intentions were well-meaning. It is the execution that was... Mmm.
[Mmmmsldakfjslf]
Well. I believe some time on Monday or Tuesday of that week, a message was sent to my device with no indication of who had sent it. I was encouraged to quickly pick between three items: roses, a dictionary, and someone's used shoes...? As well as put down the names of those who would receive them.
[Something like that, though he is already hanging his head]
Those were my own assumptions at work, however. I thought you and Hansa would receive flowers -- perhaps magical items. At worst, they would be normal roses and you two would either discard them, or perhaps hand them over to me so I could use them for medicinal purposes.
But instead the message disappeared after I made my choices and bid me keep it secret... and, well. You felt the rest.
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[chiron. he is fond of you, but while he cannot possibly say this ic, the look emet-selch gives him has an extreme 'well bless your heart' vibe.]
Really, you could have said something of it much earlier-- particularly after the way you reacted on seeing the results. 'Tis not something that caused all of us any harm, save for mayhap a blow to our dignity.
[he was seen cuddling in public. it was terrible.]
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[Really, he should be glad that this was his biggest blunder all game, but he still looks somewhat put out and rubs at his neck]
I did not want to risk the curse backfiring on either of you, which is why I kept my silence for so long... that, and you both found it so natural in the moment, it seemed unwise to contradict your behavior.
[Chiron watching them cuddle in public simultaneously going "that's so sweet" and "I will die tonight if I say anything". EHEM--]
Well, no matter. It is done with, and I have hardly touched my device since then. [It's fiiiiiiine]